Putting Faces to Names
If you're a writer, you already know--before, during, and after your story--what your characters look like. But do you ever wonder what they'd look like in a movie or TV adaptation? And if you're a reader who likes (and yes, knows ) certain characters from a novel or a story, do you eagerly anticipate seeing how they'll wind up looking on the big screen? Sometimes those portrayals don't turn out the way we'd imagined. I once had a writer friend who was honestly worried about what her characters might look like if one of her stories ever happened to be made into a movie. (My advice to her was to file that under Needless Stress. We should all be so lucky.) Believe it or not, I was almost that lucky a few times. One of those projects earned some modest income from options and option renewals, and another one, an indie production, actually came within several weeks of filming; locations were selected, the script was finalized, a score was composed and recorded (I still have the CD), actors and crew were ready, I'd even been told to invite friends to the set. But then the financing fell through--or so I was told--and everything stopped. The whole production packed up and went home. I learned a lot, though, from all the things that happened before that, one of those being an open casting call during which actors and actresses tried out for the parts. It was quite a thrill for me to attend the auditions and sit there and hear real people saying lines of dialogue I had written, and to put faces to the names of those characters. (Or what would've been those characters, if the project hadn't died a sudden and undignified death.) Anyway, I got to thinking again about all this the other night, after (re)watching the first season of an Amazon Prime series called Reacher . You're probably familiar with Lee Child's character Jack Reacher--he's a huge ex-army guy, six-five and two-fifty or so, who hitchhikes around the country with no luggage except a toothbrush and spends all of his time righting wrongs. He's been portrayed in two feature films so far starring Tom Cruise, who's a great actor but stands about five foot seven, and for me he just didn't fit the part at all. Apparently I'm not the only one who felt that way, and maybe as a result of that, this streaming series features a guy I'd never heard of before--Alan Ritchson--who does look the part. The plot was okay, too, but I think the big reason the show succeeded was the casting. Sometimes even two or three different actors are believable for the same character. I used to watch The Adventures of Superman on TV as a kid, and to me Supe was always George Reeves. Later, I also liked Christopher Reeve in Superman: The Movie (so did the judges for the Oscars, that year), and much later I liked Henry Cavill as The Man of Steel in The Man of Steel . TMoS wasn't a great movie, but Cavill--like Ritchson as Reacher--looked like he belonged in the story. Same thing happened with the different actors who have played Sherlock Holmes and The Lone Ranger and Spiderman, over the years. They were all believable to me. Which leads to the rest of my sermon for today. The following list, in my opinion and in no particular order, include some roles I can remember that seemed either exactly right or badly wrong, for the story: 25 Good Matches: Dunaway and Beatty as Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Newman and Redford as Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Fess Parker as Davy Crockett (1954-1956) Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter (2001-2010) Gal Godot as Wonder Woman (2017-2020) Matt Damon as Jason Bourne (2002-2007) Tom Selleck as Jesse Stone (2005-2015) Sean Connery as James Bond (1962-1971, 1983) Michael Keaton as Batman (1989) Morgan Freeman as Alex Cross (1997-2001) Al Pacino as Michael Corleone (1972-1990) Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy (1990) Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (1998) Alec Baldwin as Dave Robicheaux ( Heaven's Prisoners , 1996) Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter ( The Silence of the Lambs , 1991) Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly ( The Devil Wears Prada , 2006) Robert Duvall as Augustus McCrae ( Lonesome Dove , 1989) Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh ( No Country for Old Men , 2007) Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes ( Misery , 1990) Alan Rickman as Dr. Lazarus ( Galaxy Quest , 1999)* Ed Harris as Virgil Cole ( Appaloosa , 2008) Michael Clarke Duncan as John Coffey ( The Green Mile , 1999) Keith Carradine as Wild Bill Hickok ( Deadwood , 2004-2006) Andre the Giant as Fezzik ( The Princess Bride , 1987) Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens ( Justified , 2010-2015) *Alan Rickman was also perfect as Hans Gruber in Die Hard , Severus Snape in the Harry Potter series, Elliott Marston in Quigley Down Under , and many other roles. I miss him. 25 Not-So-Good Matches: Kevin Costner as Robin of Locksley ( Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves , 1991) Adrien Brody as Jack Driscoll ( King Kong remake, 2005) Mark Wahlberg as Spenser ( Spenser Confidential , 2020) Jamey Sheridan as Randall Flagg ( The Stand , 1994) Eriq La Salle as Lucas Davenport ( Mind Prey , 1998) Colin Farrell as Alexander the Great ( Alexander , 2004) Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau ( The Pink Panther remake, 2006) George Clooney as Batman ( Batman & Robin , 1997) Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor ( Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice , 2016) Pierce Brosnan as Sam Carmichael ( Mamma Mia! , 2008) Billy Bob Thornton as Davy Crockett ( The Alamo remake, 2004) Tyler Perry as Alex Cross ( Alex Cross, 2012) Cameron Diaz as Jenny Everdeane ( Gangs of New York , 2002) Adam Sandler as Paul Crewe ( The Longest Yard remake , 2005) Marlon Brando as Sakini ( Teahouse of the August Moon , 1956) James Garner as Wyatt Earp ( Hour of the Gun , 1967) Russell Crowe as Inspector Javert ( Les Miserables , 2012) Johnny Depp as Tonto ( The Lone Ranger , 2013) Dean Martin as Matt Helm (1966-1968) Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze ( Ghost Rider , 2007) Laura Dern as Vice Admiral Holdo ( Star Wars, Episode VIII--The Last Jedi , 2017) Shia LaBeouf as Mutt Williams ( Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull , 2008) Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates ( Psycho remake, 1998) Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi ( Breakfast at Tiffany's , 1961) John Wayne as Genghis Khan ( The Conqueror , 1956) Funny thing is, sometimes I think actors are miscast and then, later, they grow on me. At first I didn't think Robert Downey Jr. would be a good Iron Man, but I eventually accepted him. Same goes for Alan Ladd as Shane in the movie of that name; I remembered reading Jack Schaefer's novel in high school, and when I finally got around to seeing the movie, I just didn't think Ladd, who was even more vertically challenged than Tom Cruise, fit the deadly gunfighter picture I had in my head. After a while, though, I changed my mind. Other examples: Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings, Daniel Craig as James Bond , and Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby . I didn't like either of them at first--I kept seeing Leo as Gilbert Grape--but I came around. What do you think? Have you ever had characters firmly in your head after reading a story or novel and then been surprised by the person picked to play the role on screen? Which of those matchups were most disappointing to you? Which ones do you think were perfectly cast? I must mention this, in closing. Since we're talking about casting choices, I think the best actor/character match in cinematic history was James Gandolfini in The Sopranos . Not only can I not imagine anyone else in that role, I later saw him in movies like True Romance and The Mexican and he just didn't seem at home there. To me he's Tony Soprano and always will be. If you agree, watch this . Whattayagonnado?

