Friday fast ones

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Dick Tracy, 3/15/24

“ Orphans are disgusting and deserve their fate! Can you imagine if we brought one into our home?”
Blondie, 3/15/24

“…he’d let Dag branch out into snack machine sales!” “Really!” “Ha ha! Yep! Say, if you had to put it into a few words, what would you say this company does? Do we sell snack machines? I’ve been working here for six months and I still don’t know, and that presentation didn’t clear it up.”
Rhymes With Orange, 3/15/24

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