Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Jazzlet : Him: “urghnnn . . .”
Her: “Are you fainting on me? Not AGAIN!
Sarah : Is he bored or gassy?
Amanda : One vote for gassy!
Kiki : You just know she was thinking “have you taken the picture yet? My neck can’t hold this position”. Also a second vote for gassy. He’s trying to fart sooooo quietly.
Lara : she is deeply unsure of him
Sneezy : My money’s on her punching him in the face.
From Lisa Y : This is a book about wolf shifters. Yes, the complete lack of wolves on the cover is a dead giveaway. I don’t mind hairless men (also a dead giveaway that this is a wolf shifter story), but Not-Patrick Dempsey is disturbingly smooth. Sandpaper is not for shaving!
Bonus: Lisa noted the designer, Eagle Eye Covers , and there are many winners.
Sarah : have you met Darin ?
And Eudoros .
And Joe , and his pants.
Amanda : The full size of that image shows every pore in that man’s chest.
Kiki : “Can you BELIEVE this stuffed heart? On a Valentine’s book???”
Lara : I vote these 90s windows fonts are the worst part. Might as well be papyrus!
Sneezy : I agree, Lara! Only we mustn’t say it too loudly, or a junior high munchkin may stumble on the P font and inflict it for year on everyone around them!
From lils : Does he have prominent veins or that’s the zipper that allows him to remove his costume and turn into an alien?
Sarah : The extremely textured texture of his skin is making ME feel itchy.
Amanda : I read that as the “Alien’s Mercenary Scientist” and I was actually kind of interested.
Lara : that man has gymed his neck into oblivion
Sneezy : At first I thought he didn’t have hips or legs. Now I see he not only have hips and legs, he also has denim. Good to know jeans are choice wear for alien mercenaries.
From Pam G : Sometimes ya just gotta scratch. Also which leg is that?
Sarah : It’s hard to scratch that region subtly. I feel for her
Kiki : it’s giving “wearing converse under my wedding dress because I’m quirky!”
Sneezy : Is-is the wall eating her dress? Is she inside the stomach of a creature? Is it the stomach acid fumes that’s making her crotch itch?
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