Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From PamG : Soooo creeeepy.
Sarah : I very very very dislike the faceless illustrated covers. Gives me the creepys. The DOG has a face, for crying out loud.
Elyse : Aside from missing faces, she looks like she’s missing a third of her lower body.
Sarah : The angle/proportion is very wrong agreed.
Amanda : I’m reminded of the Thumb guys from the Spy Kids movie.
Sarah : shudder
Sneezy : Nope. Fuck you. Yeet.
Shana : Maybe it’s just me but I am very distracted by her hairline. It looks like she left the manic panic on too long and it dyed her forehead.
Sarah : Oh gosh, that fuzzy line is very distracting in an otherwise solid cover! Looking at it makes me itchy!
Sneezy : I’m seeing this cover after several earthquakes chased me out of my room, and all the pinks and reds just look too much like lava and magma right now.
From Darlynne : I know real wolves run on the lean side, but this guy needs an exorcism, because something is hiding in there.
Sarah : He’s a snack. Literally. For that wolf. He’s dinner.
He looks so…tired, poor thing.
Sneezy : Yeah, he looks so done. If I had the night he looks like he had, I’d be done too. I make the same face when I know I’ll need to wash aaaaaall my linens if I get in bed right now but just can’t scrape together the spoons to turn on the shower.
I relate to the wolves too. I make the same face when I’ve realized I walked into a shit restaurant and will be stuck paying for a TERRIBLE soup I can make EXPONENTIALLY better myself.
Amanda : Real “we saw you from across the bar and like your vibe” vibes
Sarah : EXTREME levels of those vibes. And you know they’re both surrounded by competing clouds of cologne.
Sneezy : And that’s why book boyfriends are easier. I can happily fall into the safe world of monster porn instead of googling how to scrub out my nasal cavity.
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