Cover Snark: Bartending Bears

Let’s snark on some covers!

Tara : Sapphic romance is at it again.
Sarah : I can’t tell if that’s a crocodile or an alligator but…is croc/gator in the O hole a euphemism?
Tara : That really IS the question, isn’t it? I mean in addition to “why?”
Sarah : “It’s all rather…dentata isn’t it, darling?”
Elyse : Is this a croc/dog romance?
Carrie : Oh I don’t think that will end well!

Lara : I hope the bartending bears have a union to protect their interests given the shenanigans on many bear covers.
Sneezy : I can’t imagine their union being on their side or very well organized if that grizzly is in the tropics.
Amanda : Unionized bears need vacays too!
Sarah : I would read tf out of books about unionized shifters.

From Pam G : Veins and fur and slicked back hair
Weird assed lighting everywhere
Skin that’s seen too much Nair
I’ve looked at him this way
But now I only see the sword
Darkened by the blood that’s poured,
Ragged edged before the Horde,
His blade got in my way.
I’ve met the beast on both sides now
Beribboned arms, beribboned brow,
The rugged nipple I recall–
Is there more than one, at all?
Elyse : The furry fingerless gloves are quite the statement piece.
Lara : I wonder if they work like wrist bands but these ones catch blood and sweat… ew.
Sarah : His nipples look angry.

From Susan : have we discussed what’s wrong with his abs?
They look… kinda creepazoid.
Sarah : Wouldn’t the solar vortex be in his pants?
Lara : I’m stuck on his facial expression. I don’t quite know what to make of it…
Sarah : “Look at my abs. Aren’t they neat?”
Lara : LOL but also somewhat dead eyes?
Sarah : Sorry, sorry, fell into the solar vortex, what were you saying?
Elyse : I feel like it’s buddy’s first time wearing a shirt and he’s just so proud.
Amanda : These poses always remind me of toddlers and how the second you put clothes on them, they’re immediately trying to wrangle out of them.