Clobberin’ Time – Volume 01 Issue 04
My Rating
Rating: 4 out of 5.
“Chi Vhap Chi Chi”
When we last saw Benjamin Grimm he was rocketing through space, cast away by the time hopping villain known as Psychopomp. Ben remembers seeing a dimensional gate opening and his weightless body zipping through to a pocket dimension then darkness. When he next opened his rocky eyelids the ugly metal face of Victor Von Doom was staring back at him.
Over the next five weeks Ben will learn if his fate involves floating around in a pocket dimension, stranded forever eating Chi Vhap Chi Chi with his archenemy. The only thing Ben can do at this point is to keep a level head while this version of Doctor Doom develops an escape plan. It better be fast though, as the Thing wants his cheese burgers!
Will two enemies work together for a greater purpose and escape their prison dimension? What the hell is Chi Vhap Chi Chi anyway? How did Tuvalu Tu become the future edition of Hasbro’s Operation game? Collect the series to find out!
Reviewer Notes
Wow, future Doom is as big a dick as current Doom. Can’t Benji get a cheeseburger for crying out loud? In pocket space no one can hear you scream…about Latverian delicacies. If nothing else could be said about this series, at least it’s funny. Poor Ben’s stomach. I’m giving this issue four Temporal Lariats out of five.
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Tag(s)
[ causal-reality virus ], [ chi vhap chi chi – latverian delicacy ], [ cosmic energy ], [ cosmic ley lines ], [ decamillennium ], [ doom automation ], [ earth ], [ erudite mode ], [ hamburgers ], [ infinity gauntlet ], [ infinity stones ], [ latveria ], [ latverian classical music ], [ latverian warriors ], [ manifesto ], [ mr. f's gift o' gab ], [ multiversal incursion points ], [ pre-moment zero setting ], [ prune juice ], [ pym particles ], [ space station of doctor doom ], [ symkarian invaders ], [ temporal lariat ], [ void ], [ watcher all-vision ]
Character(s)
[ doctor doom – victor von doom ], [ doctor phil ], [ gordon the immutable ], [ incredible hulk – dr. bruce banner ], [ mister fantastic – reed richards ], [ nth-level consciousness ], [ psychopomp – ogdu fraize ], [ the thing – benjamin jacob grimm ], [ tuvah tu – banished watcher ]
Writer(s)
[ steve skroce – writer ]
Penciller(s)
[ steve skroce – penciller ]
Inker(s)
[ steve skroce – inker ]
Colorist(s)
[ bryan valenza – colorist ]
Letterer(s)
[ joe sabino – letterer ]
Cover Artist(s)
[ bryan valenza – cover artist ], [ steve skroce – cover artist ]
Editor(s)
[ annalise bissa – editor ], [ c.b. cebulski – editor in chief ], [ martin biro – editor ], [ tom brevoort – editor ] The post Clobberin’ Time – Volume 01 Issue 04 appeared first on Relic Keep .
