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From Susan : WHAT are they looking at??? Is it… is it… his PEEN?????
S arah: “You dropped your puck.”
Whatever it is they’re both looking at it.
Tara : The guy on the left looks like he’s about to say “I’ve told you already. I am not a doctor.”
Sneezy : “Okay, but, does it look like I need to go see one? Do you think the colour’s weird?”
Tara : Or, “Nice Line… Mate.” (I’ll see myself out.)
From Mickie : So many questions! Most of which I don’t want to type out.
Sarah : AGAIN with the staring.
Elyse : We sulfur dip cats who have ringworm.
Maybe give that a go.
Sarah : That must smell amazing.
Elyse : Like Satan’s butthole.
Susan : It looks like he’s being Thanos snapped in the middle of a tragic glitter accident.
Sneezy : “Take… the glitter! Not… MEEEEEE!!!!”
From Lils : Wardrobe choices? Giant shoulder wrap – check. Leather strap – why?
Sarah : The armor decisions are baffling.
Claudia : I can’t decide if that’s a mullet. Perhaps not in the strictest sense.
Lara : I want those to be shiny satin pants…
Tara : Lara, I read that way too quickly and thought you said you wanted to BE the shiny satin pants.
Sneezy : That elbow strap is making my eczema prone skin snarl
All the straps are, actually.
And his face is creepy.
Susan : Oh, I get it! The face is one of those identikit things where you swap out strips of the face.
Forehead and chin are one face, and he’s wearing someone else’s over the top.
Susan : Speaking of faces being pasted on.
Amanda : I’d expect more urgency with the entire library being on fire and also nothing is to scale here!
Sarah : My eyeballs and my brain are SO confused right now. Glued on faces, enormous fiddle, and again, if the library is on fire, maybe don’t stand around partially disrobed?
Sneezy : I’ve heard of librarians and archivists throwing as many things as they can out a window before yeeting themselves during a fire. Imagine being one such hero and coming across these chuckle fucks.
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