Another Zoë Sharp Classic: Playing With Words Again

  Here's another classic masterpiece by Wordsmith Maestro, Zoe Sharp   Zoë Sharp   It comes as no surprise to those who know me that I love playing with words. My dictionary is falling apart and decorated with Post-It notes of words that would make great titles, names, or just ones I love the sound or shape of. Looking up anything always takes me longer than I expect because I get very easily side-tracked. I collect weird meanings and derivations of unusual words and phrases.   But it’s not just unusual words that fascinate me. I love common words with unusual   meanings,   or   slight   difference   in spellings that change everything. (A while ago, I was sent an email imploring me to sign a partition.) When I started making a note of some words that caught my eye for this post, I quickly filled pages of notes, and then had to force myself to stop. Here are some of my   favourites , in no particular order.   Homophones In UK English, we have both  practice  and  practise —noun and   verb . So, you could be   practising   your backhand during tennis practice.   And although in UK English we would ask someone to use their best  judgement  when making a decision, if the context referred to British legal proceedings, the spelling would be  judgment , as in US English.   One that often seems to cause confusion is  callous , meaning to be insensitive or to have a cruel disregard for others, and can also mean hardened and thickened, but  callus  particularly means a thickening, or a hard thickened area, of skin or bark. So, someone might have either callous hands, or callused hands—or even callous, callused hands—but the meanings would be very different!   While  androgynous  means having both male and female characteristics,  androgenous  means having only male offspring.   Everyone knows what  angry  means, but  angary  is a legal term meaning a belligerent’s right to seize and use neutral or other property, subject to compensation.   Pursue  means to harass or persecute—or, in Scots law, to prosecute—and Spenser   spelt   it  pursew  with the same meaning. But written  persue , it is not only another alternative spelling, but also means a track of blood. (Spenser again) from the act of piercing.   Consent  might be to agree or comply, but  concent  is a harmony of sounds or voices.   The meaning of  blanket  is familiar, but  blanquet  is a variety of pear,  blanquette  is a ragout of chicken or veal made with a white sauce, and  bloncket  means grey. (That bloke Spenser gets everywhere.)   A  lake  is not only a body of water, but also a small stream or channel, or a reddish pigment made from combining a dye with   metallic   hydroxide to give the   colour   carmine. Spell it  laik  and it becomes a Northern English term meaning to sport or   play,   or be unemployed, and  lakh  means the number 100,000 in India and Pakistan, especially when referring to rupees, or an infinitely vast number.   While a  block  is a mass of stone or wood, a  bloc  is a combination of parties, nations, or other units to achieve a common purpose.   One that always used to confuse me as a kid was the difference between  demure , meaning chaste or modest, and  demur  meaning to   object   or hesitate.   And I know for a fact I’ve accidentally mixed up  defuse , to take the fuse out of a bomb or, according to Shakespeare (and what did he know?) to disorder, with  diffuse , meaning widely spread or wordy, or also to pour out all around; to scatter. A  clue  might be anything that points to the solution to a mystery, but it’s derived from  clew , being the ball of thread that guided Ariadne through the labyrinth, as well as being the lower corner of a sail, or one of the cords by which a hammock is suspended.   To be  discreet  means to be careful of intentionally unobtrusive, but  discrete  means distinct or unconnected.   Another I keep coming across in my recent reading is  reign , meaning to rule, being used in the context of somebody being given a free hand to do as they like. I can see how this might seem logical, but it should relate to horse riding rather than the monarchy, as in to be given free  rein . Not to be confused with wet  rain  falling from the clouds, or the US gender-neutral name  Rayne , meaning abundant blessings from above.   And this is before we get to the words with one spelling but lots of different meanings... Homonyms   To  smirkle  means to assume a facial expression somewhere between pleasure and sarcasm, followed by laughter; an emotional response to an idiotic question; a dance move in  Revenge of the Nerds ; a gag reflex to a noxious   odour , and also to pilfer or steal.   Swanky  can be used as a compliment for something that’s strikingly fashionable or luxurious, but it can also mean to be overly ostentatious, or using one’s wealth, knowledge or achievements to try to impress others. In Scots, swanky means an active or clever young fellow, one who is tall but   lank,   or to be empty or hungry. Whereas  swank  is a Scots word meaning slender, pliant, agile, or supple. Pernicious  means both destructive and highly injurious, but also (according to Milton) swift, ready and prompt.   A  tent  could be a portable canvas shelter, an embroidery or tapestry frame, a plug or roll of soft material for dilating a wound, or the Scots word for taking heed or notice of.   A  rabble  could be a disorderly mob, but also a device for stirring molten iron etc in a furnace.   To  cleave  is   both   to split apart and to join together.   A  race  is the descendants of a common ancestor, a fixed course or track over which anything runs, the white streak down an animal’s face, a rootstock of ginger (Shakespeare) to raze or   erase,   or to tear away or snatch. (Both Spenser. He just made them up as he felt like it, didn’t he?)   One of my pet hates is the word  feisty ,   used   to mean tough, independent, or spirited—usually about a heroine. It can also mean lively and aggressive. However, originally feisty mean either a small, excitable, yappy   dog,   or to be flatulent. Not the kind of characteristic I particularly want to be associated with  Charlie Fox …   Anyway, there are LOTS of others, so what are your   favourites , folks? And what’s the best accidental misuse of a word you’ve ever come across?   No  Word of the Week  this week. I think I’ve used quite enough, don’t you?