Lets Talk Comics, Vol. 3

 
This article covers recent news and trends in comics, as well as random topics that I just feel like making fun of.  Enjoy!
 








1 George Lucas Revisionist History




I get that some people are unhappy with Disney’s handling of Star Wars, but can we please stop pretending George Lucas is the answer to the problems ?  This is the guy who gave us the Sand scene and had an entire documentary about how much he pisses off Star Wars fans .  You don’t have to like Disney at all, but lets stop pretending the fix is the guy who wouldn’t stop editing the originals









2   Indiana Jones 5




Does Harrison Ford have gambling debts or something?  Why is he doing this movie?  Cannot wait for the next movie where Indy uses a whip to snag his arthritis medication off the counter  












3 Kraven
So look, I know that Sony has a terrible track record making these Spidey villain movies.  And yes, the trailer did not look particularly impressive.  And yes, this feels like another forced attempt to set up a crossover.  But on the other hand…where was I going with this again?










4  Dark Web
The event clearly only existed to set up stuff rather than tell an interesting story in its own right.  The main plot only existed to set up the new  Dark X-Men status quo , the bewildering choices of Mary Jane and Black Cat only happened to set up MJ as Jackpot , the pointless Ms. Marvel tie-ins only happened to try and lend some legitimacy to Marvel’s half-assed job fridging her , The completely underdeveloped Hallow’s Eve character was only introduced to set up her inconsistent solo series and the plot of the upcoming ASM Annual , and the complete tonal mismatch that was every scene with Rek-Rap only happened so he could be brought back more than a dozen issues later .  Marvel, I want to be on your side so badly, but you are making it impossible












5 Gargoyles
Dear Dynamite,
How about, instead of creating 30 different variants of Gargoyles, you just made one issue that was actually any good?
(credit to user Batman007 for suggesting this one)










6 Spellcheck
Bleeding Cool, I am begging you, just try it once.












7 Tosin
Lol, can you imagine how stupid the guy who paid 1.5k for a 9.8 of Tosin’s first appearance must feel now?










8 Marvel Snap Emotes
Every emote besides Spidey pointing and the fist bump makes me want to throw my phone at a brick wall












9 Diamond Losing Exclusivity With Marvel and Image
Turns out if you constantly provide low quality service to customers and refuse to innovate for several decades, clients start to look elsewhere for distributors.  Who could have seen that coming?  Obviously, not Diamond










10 Wedding of Tony Stark And Emma Frost
I am pumped for this storyline.  Y’all see Emma in that dress?  Its obviously not gonna be a permanent thing, so lets just enjoy two of Marvel’s wittiest characters sharing more scenes together







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