Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Kerri : There’s a whole lot going on in the background, but I’m really distracted by the plank through his skull. I wonder if that has a negative impact on his pirating.
Sarah : Ok who does that model look like? The resemblance is bugging me.
Amanda : I bet it’s one of those fake props to intimidate his enemies.
Sarah : So this guy uses the plank through the head, another pirate uses the arrow-through-the-head headband, and a third will use Groucho Marx glasses? Excellent plan to startle the enemies
Amanda : Now the resemblance is bugging me too
Sarah : Some actor.
Like Taika Waititi and Kyle MacLachlan had a baby? And also some abs?
Susan : Have we done this one?
Because sir, your hair appears to be escaping
(I was looking for the Francesca Flores book, but that’s not what Kobo brought me)
Lara : His eyebrows are… decisive.
Sarah : VERY decisive.
Amanda : Interesting choice to have a real model mixed with a Second Life model.
Sneezy : I wish they chose to be less interesting. The dude is the visual equivalent of plasticine
Amanda : Prowling?
How do you prowl someone?
Lara : Also what in the mannequin is going on with those dudes?
Elyse : Dude on the left looks like he’s wearing a person suit
Amanda : Definitely trying to “act natural.”
Sneezy : Rejected Ken doll prototypes, maybe? Also the woman’s hip looks…truncated? Or something? I can’t make out if the left dude’s second leg is supposed to be behind her leg or in front of it.
From Syntha : The expressions on their faces are LOL.
Sarah : I am mad that they spotted me and I can’t keep shamelessly eavesdropping on their debate about why the sky is red while also making jokes about full moons.
Elyse : They both look like someone watching them just farted very loudly.
Sneezy : I have every confidence they’ll get right back to business as soon as we clear out.

